This is the mooorning report...

... Gives you the loooong and the short. (Name that tune.)

My current living arrangements provide me a cafeteria, which serves breakfast and dinner every day. I am one of the first people in the cafeteria every morning, because I go to work for 7 (because I am legit working person). For the past few weeks, I’ve eaten a bagel with cream cheese (and two cups of coffee) every day. You can find me in the cafeteria with said bagel and coffee at nearly the same time every morning, with my nose in a book and looking very sophisticated. (Basically, the cafeteria is my new Starbucks.)

This morning, however, I strayed from my routine. Why? Because the cafeteria had DOUGHNUTS. (DONUTS?) (DUNNO.)

I threw sophistication to the wind and quickly disregarded my faithful bagels, reaching instead for a big, fat chocolate covered doughnut, which I proceeded to eat excitedly and sloppily, spilling crumbs all over my pretty work outfit.

(Meryl, I had fro yo today. You know, for our fro yo blog.) (Also, I miss The Printz.)